1 00:00:00,594 --> 00:00:03,492 You are floating in an ocean of peace 2 00:00:03,523 --> 00:00:05,672 and tranquility. 3 00:00:06,906 --> 00:00:08,648 Namaste. 4 00:00:10,734 --> 00:00:11,476 Hi. 5 00:00:13,734 --> 00:00:15,108 Namaste. 6 00:00:15,437 --> 00:00:17,108 I need your help, okay? 7 00:00:17,140 --> 00:00:20,023 I'm freaking out here, I don't think I'm cut out for this captain shit. 8 00:00:20,046 --> 00:00:21,781 Okay? Even if it's for one game. 9 00:00:21,804 --> 00:00:23,703 Are you wearing your captain's cup? 10 00:00:24,016 --> 00:00:25,641 Unfortunately, yes. 11 00:00:25,672 --> 00:00:28,453 Trust the cup. It will guide you. 12 00:00:28,469 --> 00:00:30,750 It is very unhelpful, okay? 13 00:00:30,821 --> 00:00:33,148 What am I to do? What do I say to the guys? 14 00:00:33,180 --> 00:00:34,859 Alright? What about that coin toss thing? 15 00:00:34,883 --> 00:00:37,235 I mean, this is... this is a lot of responsibility for me. 16 00:00:37,339 --> 00:00:39,518 Just be yourself. 17 00:00:39,792 --> 00:00:41,699 Speak from the heart. 18 00:00:41,730 --> 00:00:43,871 I'm a changed man, Alex. 19 00:00:44,058 --> 00:00:47,886 This suspension has given me the chance to read the first chapter of a book. 20 00:00:47,910 --> 00:00:49,925 - Oh, good. - And that book told me that 21 00:00:49,941 --> 00:00:54,518 all my recent misfortunes were a result of my negative attitude. 22 00:00:55,433 --> 00:00:57,300 I believe in you, Alex. 23 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:59,573 And it's only for one game 24 00:00:59,613 --> 00:01:03,472 after which I'll happily shoulder the burden of captain once again. 25 00:01:04,214 --> 00:01:05,542 Alright, listen up! 26 00:01:05,597 --> 00:01:06,902 It's the first game. 27 00:01:07,574 --> 00:01:10,066 So let's set the tone for the rest of the season. 28 00:01:10,265 --> 00:01:13,034 Moran, is there anything you'd like to say to your team? 29 00:01:13,138 --> 00:01:15,433 Uh, y-yeah. 30 00:01:17,106 --> 00:01:18,956 ( Inhales ) Let's go out there 31 00:01:19,142 --> 00:01:21,510 and score some points. 32 00:01:21,578 --> 00:01:24,914 But at the same time 33 00:01:24,981 --> 00:01:27,059 we stop them from scoring points. 34 00:01:27,122 --> 00:01:29,223 Yeah. I don't need you to explain how the game works. 35 00:01:29,247 --> 00:01:31,921 - Inspire your team. - Inspiration's not really my thing, 36 00:01:31,988 --> 00:01:33,547 if that's okay. 37 00:01:35,225 --> 00:01:38,794 All right, they're gonna hit us hard today, 38 00:01:38,862 --> 00:01:40,796 but we're gonna to hit 'em harder. 39 00:01:40,864 --> 00:01:44,500 We're gonna put our fists through their ribcages, 40 00:01:44,567 --> 00:01:46,835 and we're gonna rip out their hearts. 41 00:01:46,903 --> 00:01:49,138 - Then we're gonna eat those hearts. - ( Cheering ) 42 00:01:49,205 --> 00:01:52,341 Then we're gonna shit those hearts out onto the field! 43 00:01:52,409 --> 00:01:54,543 - All: Yeah! - Now who's ready 44 00:01:54,611 --> 00:01:56,612 to shit their opponents' hearts out?! 45 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,381 - All: Yeah! - Let's do this! 46 00:01:59,449 --> 00:02:02,952 ( All cheering ) 47 00:02:04,988 --> 00:02:07,556 That's how you inspire a win. 48 00:02:07,624 --> 00:02:09,158 ( Door opens ) 49 00:02:09,259 --> 00:02:11,239 What the hell was that shit?! 50 00:02:11,278 --> 00:02:14,096 48 points? Really, defense? Are you kidding me? 51 00:02:14,125 --> 00:02:16,644 - We had an off day. - An off day? Nah. 52 00:02:16,699 --> 00:02:19,098 When my uncle did E with his ATV buddies, 53 00:02:19,168 --> 00:02:21,804 ended up with stitches on his taint, that was an off day. 54 00:02:21,871 --> 00:02:23,939 We got embarrassed out there. 55 00:02:24,007 --> 00:02:27,476 I hereby relieve myself of all captain duties. 56 00:02:27,544 --> 00:02:29,244 It's all yours. 57 00:02:29,312 --> 00:02:30,911 I humbly accept. 58 00:02:36,519 --> 00:02:38,387 ( All silent ) 59 00:02:38,455 --> 00:02:41,023 ( Splashing ) 60 00:02:44,572 --> 00:02:46,539 ( Fly zips ) 61 00:02:47,030 --> 00:02:49,798 I thought I'd just finish the job for you guys. 62 00:02:54,337 --> 00:02:56,405 Clean up on aisle-- 63 00:02:56,473 --> 00:02:58,107 Don't. 64 00:02:59,826 --> 00:03:01,342 ( Crowd cheering ) 65 00:03:01,412 --> 00:03:02,911 Man: Can you feel that? 66 00:03:06,316 --> 00:03:11,020 You better hold on. This one's about to get bumpy. 67 00:03:11,087 --> 00:03:13,406 ♪ Give me a hell, give me a yeah ♪ 68 00:03:13,426 --> 00:03:14,648 ♪ hell yeah ♪ 69 00:03:14,669 --> 00:03:16,403 ♪ stand up right now ♪ 70 00:03:16,573 --> 00:03:20,208 ♪ give me a hell, give me a yeah ♪ 71 00:03:20,292 --> 00:03:22,335 ♪ stand up right now, right now ♪ 72 00:03:22,399 --> 00:03:25,601 ♪ give me a hell, give me a yeah ♪ 73 00:03:25,804 --> 00:03:27,320 ♪ stand up right now. ♪ 74 00:03:27,344 --> 00:03:30,547 Sync by Alex1969 www.addic7ed.com 75 00:03:30,907 --> 00:03:33,675 ( Dance music playing ) 76 00:03:35,011 --> 00:03:36,945 ♪ Come on, come on... ♪ 77 00:03:37,013 --> 00:03:39,681 ( Soft chattering ) 78 00:03:39,749 --> 00:03:41,450 Let's go. 79 00:03:41,518 --> 00:03:44,186 What uh-- ( Stutters ) 80 00:03:44,254 --> 00:03:46,355 This is nice, isn't it? 81 00:03:46,423 --> 00:03:47,990 Chill vibe. 82 00:03:48,058 --> 00:03:50,759 Just us guys hanging out. 83 00:03:50,827 --> 00:03:53,295 Nice?! This is the worst party we've ever had. 84 00:03:53,363 --> 00:03:55,197 I mean, it's like everybody stopped trying. 85 00:03:55,265 --> 00:03:57,597 Change the way you think about something 86 00:03:57,618 --> 00:04:00,159 and you'll change the thing itself. 87 00:04:00,569 --> 00:04:02,831 - That's retarded. - No, it's not. 88 00:04:02,870 --> 00:04:05,908 Yes. Yes, very much so. Hey, where are you guys going?! 89 00:04:05,975 --> 00:04:07,643 Tennis house-- huge bash. 90 00:04:07,710 --> 00:04:11,814 Seriously? You're just gonna let them go? Stop them! 91 00:04:11,881 --> 00:04:14,783 If you love a butterfly, you'll let it fly. 92 00:04:14,851 --> 00:04:19,088 And it'll fly as far as it can fly until it can't fly anymore. 93 00:04:22,859 --> 00:04:24,993 Harmon: I don't think she's deaf. 94 00:04:25,061 --> 00:04:27,596 ( Loudly ) She is definitely deaf. 95 00:04:27,664 --> 00:04:30,365 She's writing on a board. 96 00:04:30,433 --> 00:04:32,301 ( Snorts ) 97 00:04:33,603 --> 00:04:36,164 Whoa whoa. Sammy, don't do it, 98 00:04:36,253 --> 00:04:38,220 all right? The only girls that are here tonight 99 00:04:38,240 --> 00:04:40,742 are the girls who can't get into bigger parties on campus. 100 00:04:40,840 --> 00:04:42,841 Thad wouldn't even bring these girls here. 101 00:04:43,246 --> 00:04:45,681 She's beautiful, deaf and mute, Alex! 102 00:04:45,748 --> 00:04:48,195 Or should I say perfect? 103 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:55,115 ( Clears throat ) Hello, my name is Sammy. 104 00:04:55,357 --> 00:04:57,493 I'm broke, I live in a closet, 105 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:59,482 and I have a below-average size penis. 106 00:04:59,654 --> 00:05:02,235 I can say this to you because you're deaf. 107 00:05:02,632 --> 00:05:04,595 - And that's amazing. - ( Sighs ) 108 00:05:10,369 --> 00:05:11,869 My mistake. ( Mutters ) 109 00:05:16,646 --> 00:05:19,205 Yeah-- you wanna come to my clo-- yeah, come on! 110 00:05:19,549 --> 00:05:21,330 ( Laughs ) 111 00:05:22,018 --> 00:05:24,786 ( All cheering ) 112 00:05:26,923 --> 00:05:30,292 Are you ready to crush some skulls? Huh?! 113 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:32,471 Uh, I'm ready to compete 114 00:05:32,502 --> 00:05:34,736 my heart out, coach. 115 00:05:35,031 --> 00:05:36,798 Well, that's good enough. 116 00:05:36,866 --> 00:05:39,001 Good to have you back, son. 117 00:05:39,068 --> 00:05:40,616 Come on, let's go! ( Claps ) 118 00:05:41,507 --> 00:05:45,307 Blue 16! Blue 16! 119 00:05:47,577 --> 00:05:50,078 - Namaste. - ( Inhales ) Om... 120 00:05:54,918 --> 00:05:56,318 Man: Set. Hit! 121 00:05:56,386 --> 00:05:59,922 ( All grunting ) 122 00:05:59,989 --> 00:06:01,823 ( Grunts ) 123 00:06:01,891 --> 00:06:03,725 ( Groans ) 124 00:06:07,111 --> 00:06:09,680 What are you doing, man? Put me down. 125 00:06:09,708 --> 00:06:10,849 ( Whistle blows ) 126 00:06:10,896 --> 00:06:12,410 Namaste. 127 00:06:12,669 --> 00:06:15,070 Hey, what the hell are you doing?! 128 00:06:15,138 --> 00:06:16,605 You're supposed to hit him! 129 00:06:16,673 --> 00:06:18,640 Something I've learned the hard way, coach, 130 00:06:18,708 --> 00:06:21,577 is that aggression leads to bad choices. 131 00:06:21,644 --> 00:06:23,412 What are you talking about? 132 00:06:23,480 --> 00:06:25,647 We're living in different orbits, coach. 133 00:06:25,715 --> 00:06:27,449 You'll catch up with me someday. 134 00:06:27,517 --> 00:06:30,240 Just believe in yourself and it will be done. 135 00:06:34,657 --> 00:06:38,293 ♪ I fell in your arms tonight... ♪ 136 00:06:38,361 --> 00:06:40,829 Harder?! You got it. 137 00:06:42,766 --> 00:06:45,801 Faster? Okay, it's a deal! 138 00:06:45,869 --> 00:06:49,071 - ( Laughs ) - ( Phone rings ) 139 00:06:49,139 --> 00:06:50,839 Hey, your phone's ringing. 140 00:06:55,445 --> 00:06:56,745 - Oh, sure. Sure. - ( Beeps ) 141 00:06:56,813 --> 00:06:58,814 ( Shrill female voice ) Hello-oo? Hello-oo?! 142 00:06:58,882 --> 00:07:01,517 Just kidding! I'm not here! 143 00:07:01,584 --> 00:07:05,287 Leave a message and enjoy a beautiful day! 144 00:07:05,355 --> 00:07:07,823 - ( Beeps ) - Is that your voice? 145 00:07:07,891 --> 00:07:10,159 Oh Jesus. ( Whimpers ) 146 00:07:10,226 --> 00:07:11,527 Okay. 147 00:07:11,594 --> 00:07:13,462 So what's going on with you? 148 00:07:13,530 --> 00:07:16,348 Nothing, coach. I'm at peace. 149 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:18,667 Cut the shit. You haven't played for weeks. 150 00:07:18,735 --> 00:07:20,502 I wanna see fire! 151 00:07:20,570 --> 00:07:22,438 I was expecting you to be cracking heads out there today. 152 00:07:22,505 --> 00:07:25,074 Fiery Thad is gone, coach. 153 00:07:25,141 --> 00:07:26,742 He's the reason I got arrested 154 00:07:26,810 --> 00:07:28,877 with all that spirit-numbing cocaine 155 00:07:28,945 --> 00:07:31,313 after the championship loss. 156 00:07:31,381 --> 00:07:33,582 Is this guy freaking kidding me? 157 00:07:33,650 --> 00:07:36,085 - I don't know what to say. - Don't say. 158 00:07:36,152 --> 00:07:39,154 - Just be. - Shut up! 159 00:07:39,222 --> 00:07:43,799 Not another word. I can't turn the team over to you like this. 160 00:07:43,846 --> 00:07:45,861 - Moran, you're gonna remain captain... - Hm? 161 00:07:45,929 --> 00:07:47,996 until Thad gets his head out of his ass. 162 00:07:48,064 --> 00:07:50,866 - What? No! - You're taking away my captainship? 163 00:07:50,934 --> 00:07:52,434 Unless you have a problem with that. 164 00:07:54,137 --> 00:07:56,371 If that's your decision, 165 00:07:56,439 --> 00:07:58,440 I can live with that. 166 00:07:58,508 --> 00:08:01,310 - You can?! - And that's all you have to say? 167 00:08:01,377 --> 00:08:04,313 There is no "I" in captain, gentlemen. 168 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:07,749 Yes, there is! Coach, come on, please. You can't do this to me, okay? 169 00:08:07,817 --> 00:08:09,618 I sucked at captain on Saturday. 170 00:08:09,686 --> 00:08:11,386 The party after the game sucked. 171 00:08:11,454 --> 00:08:12,855 I didn't even get laid. 172 00:08:12,922 --> 00:08:15,958 This team needs, like, a real captain. 173 00:08:16,025 --> 00:08:18,805 Then one of you two is gonna have to step up. 174 00:08:29,706 --> 00:08:32,141 I believe in you, Moran. 175 00:08:35,125 --> 00:08:37,493 Donnie. Hey, it's Alex. Where are you guys? 176 00:08:37,561 --> 00:08:39,529 I called a team meeting at the goat house. 177 00:08:39,596 --> 00:08:41,798 All right, just call me, okay? 178 00:08:43,567 --> 00:08:45,501 - What's up, bud? - Well, bad news about Rachel. 179 00:08:45,569 --> 00:08:48,438 - What? - I was at her place, someone called 180 00:08:48,505 --> 00:08:51,974 and I heard her voice on her answering machine message. 181 00:08:52,042 --> 00:08:55,878 It's the worst voice I've ever heard in my entire life. 182 00:08:55,946 --> 00:08:57,880 Come on, man. I mean, how bad could it be? 183 00:08:57,948 --> 00:08:59,949 ( Shrill female voice ) Hello-oo? Hello-oo?! 184 00:09:00,017 --> 00:09:02,752 Just kidding! I'm not here! 185 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:06,789 Leave a message and enjoy a beautiful day! 186 00:09:06,857 --> 00:09:09,058 - Oh, wow. - Yeah. 187 00:09:09,126 --> 00:09:11,194 - Maybe you should break up with her. - ( Sighs ) 188 00:09:11,261 --> 00:09:14,130 Her voice isn't back yet. I've decided to make the most 189 00:09:14,198 --> 00:09:16,032 out of the short time that we have left together. 190 00:09:16,098 --> 00:09:19,169 Do you know what? Good luck with that. I'm so sorry, I-I gotta go. 191 00:09:20,237 --> 00:09:22,038 ( Music playing ) 192 00:09:25,176 --> 00:09:27,827 What are nerds doing inside of my house? 193 00:09:28,200 --> 00:09:29,579 I invited them. 194 00:09:29,646 --> 00:09:31,547 Yes, since I'm still the captain 195 00:09:31,615 --> 00:09:34,150 and you've turned over this new leaf of positivity 196 00:09:34,218 --> 00:09:36,986 that extends itself to those you previously disliked. 197 00:09:37,054 --> 00:09:41,155 Uh, would you like some cocaine or a mojito? 198 00:09:41,191 --> 00:09:43,426 ( Quivers, pants softly ) 199 00:09:45,629 --> 00:09:47,897 - I see what this is. - Mm. 200 00:09:47,965 --> 00:09:51,300 You wanna see me fail, Moran, 201 00:09:51,368 --> 00:09:53,002 but my will is stronger 202 00:09:53,070 --> 00:09:54,732 than 10,000... 203 00:09:55,647 --> 00:09:56,951 pelicans. 204 00:09:57,741 --> 00:09:59,575 Namaste. 205 00:10:02,160 --> 00:10:03,689 Okay, Rachel. 206 00:10:04,403 --> 00:10:07,083 Keep your spirits up and I'll see you next week. 207 00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:08,417 You go ahead, sweetheart. 208 00:10:08,485 --> 00:10:10,419 I'll be right behind you, okay? ( Chuckles ) 209 00:10:10,487 --> 00:10:12,722 Get outta here. 210 00:10:15,025 --> 00:10:17,293 I don't want you to sugar-coat this, doc. 211 00:10:17,361 --> 00:10:20,029 - How long does she have? - The laryngitis? 212 00:10:20,097 --> 00:10:22,899 - Two, three days tops. - ( Whimpers ) 213 00:10:22,966 --> 00:10:24,600 That's not what I was hoping to hear. 214 00:10:24,668 --> 00:10:26,736 If she gargles with salt water 215 00:10:26,803 --> 00:10:29,572 and humidifies her room and rests her voice, 216 00:10:29,640 --> 00:10:32,174 - her recovery will be swift and painless. - ( Chokes ) 217 00:10:32,242 --> 00:10:34,110 I'm-- I'm sorry. 218 00:10:34,796 --> 00:10:36,351 I knew this was coming, 219 00:10:36,406 --> 00:10:38,781 but nothing really prepares you. 220 00:10:38,849 --> 00:10:41,884 Sammy son, she's gonna be fine. 221 00:10:42,718 --> 00:10:45,687 Spoken like a guy who has all the time in the world. 222 00:10:46,089 --> 00:10:47,822 Just... 223 00:10:48,759 --> 00:10:50,059 ( Whistle blows ) 224 00:10:51,361 --> 00:10:54,096 Blue 16! Blue 16! 225 00:10:54,164 --> 00:10:56,332 Hut. Hut. 226 00:10:56,400 --> 00:11:00,069 ♪ Sam and me on the run, watching you fly ♪ 227 00:11:02,439 --> 00:11:04,373 ♪ used to saying that your dreams ain't no lie... ♪ 228 00:11:04,441 --> 00:11:06,075 ( Softly ) Namaste. 229 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:08,311 ( Groans ) 230 00:11:08,378 --> 00:11:11,480 ♪ There's a time and a place for everything... ♪ 231 00:11:16,153 --> 00:11:17,820 What's the matter with you?! Hit me! 232 00:11:17,888 --> 00:11:20,823 Kind words are stronger than tackles, 233 00:11:20,891 --> 00:11:23,426 so... namaste. 234 00:11:23,493 --> 00:11:26,062 Stop saying that! You don't even know what that means, do you!? 235 00:11:26,129 --> 00:11:29,532 - Use it in a sentence. - Namaste is a sentence. 236 00:11:29,600 --> 00:11:32,101 - Namaste. - God damn it, stop saying namaste! 237 00:11:32,169 --> 00:11:34,637 You say namaste one more time and let's see what happens! 238 00:11:35,306 --> 00:11:36,806 - Namaste. - Whoa! 239 00:11:39,176 --> 00:11:41,577 The only way to grow is through facing our fears. 240 00:11:41,645 --> 00:11:42,878 Yup. 241 00:11:42,946 --> 00:11:45,681 - No, Thad, no! - ( All shouting ) 242 00:11:49,987 --> 00:11:51,908 So what's your problem, Moran? 243 00:11:51,939 --> 00:11:55,317 What's my problem? The whole team is falling apart, 244 00:11:55,392 --> 00:11:58,327 Thad's gone and and I hold team meetings 245 00:11:58,395 --> 00:12:00,439 and no one shows up. I've been so busy 246 00:12:00,462 --> 00:12:03,032 trying to get Thad back and the team back together 247 00:12:03,100 --> 00:12:05,935 that I haven't had a beer or sex in three days! 248 00:12:07,037 --> 00:12:08,237 - You son of a-- - Ah! 249 00:12:08,305 --> 00:12:10,339 - I gave you everything! - ( Chuckles ) 250 00:12:10,407 --> 00:12:12,642 I gave you the keys to the Ferrari! 251 00:12:12,709 --> 00:12:15,611 And what did I get in return? An 0-1 record! 252 00:12:15,679 --> 00:12:18,781 I told you I didn't want that and you threw it in my face anyway! 253 00:12:18,849 --> 00:12:21,784 Hey, you don't like the way things are going, don't whine about it. 254 00:12:21,852 --> 00:12:23,853 They don't show up for your meetings, you don't cry. 255 00:12:23,920 --> 00:12:25,721 You go kick down their door, 256 00:12:25,789 --> 00:12:27,757 drag them by the balls and bring them to the meeting. 257 00:12:27,824 --> 00:12:29,158 That's why you are the captain! 258 00:12:29,226 --> 00:12:31,093 ( Shouts ) I hate losing! 259 00:12:32,647 --> 00:12:34,864 ( Pants ) You know, I wish you had that fire on Saturday. 260 00:12:34,931 --> 00:12:36,913 Maybe we would've won. 261 00:12:38,068 --> 00:12:40,045 Now get the hell out of my office 262 00:12:40,108 --> 00:12:42,171 and don't come back until you have something to show me! 263 00:12:42,239 --> 00:12:44,306 Y-you can't kick me out. I'm leaving! 264 00:12:44,374 --> 00:12:46,375 - I'm kicking you out! - I'm leaving! 265 00:12:46,443 --> 00:12:49,712 - Slam the door behind ya! - I will! 266 00:12:49,780 --> 00:12:51,781 ( Exhales ) 267 00:12:51,848 --> 00:12:54,950 ( Piano playing ) 268 00:12:56,219 --> 00:12:58,454 I love you! 269 00:12:58,522 --> 00:13:01,123 This is great! This-- this is great. 270 00:13:01,191 --> 00:13:03,926 ♪ If I have alarmed you ♪ 271 00:13:03,994 --> 00:13:06,929 ♪ I didn't try, I'm tongue-tied... ♪ 272 00:13:06,997 --> 00:13:08,964 I'm having the best time! 273 00:13:09,032 --> 00:13:11,767 - What's your favorite color? - ( Door opens ) 274 00:13:13,136 --> 00:13:14,937 How's it going? ( Chuckles ) 275 00:13:16,873 --> 00:13:20,876 Huh, that's weird. Looks like we're out of salt again. 276 00:13:20,944 --> 00:13:23,045 ♪ When the pen in our hands ♪ 277 00:13:23,113 --> 00:13:25,214 ♪ and our best-laid plans ♪ 278 00:13:25,282 --> 00:13:27,183 ♪ will stand alone on our side... ♪ 279 00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:31,020 Oh, darn mice. 280 00:13:33,256 --> 00:13:35,257 Yeah. 281 00:13:35,325 --> 00:13:38,594 ( Rock music playing ) 282 00:13:38,662 --> 00:13:40,496 ( Sighs ) 283 00:13:45,168 --> 00:13:47,236 Team meeting 11:00 sharp. 284 00:13:49,773 --> 00:13:52,006 ♪ This is the payback, cats is running like asap ♪ 285 00:13:52,053 --> 00:13:54,522 ♪ resurrecting the music so you losers can hate that... ♪ 286 00:13:55,298 --> 00:13:57,162 Team meeting, half hour. 287 00:13:58,148 --> 00:14:00,076 No, let's go. 288 00:14:00,335 --> 00:14:01,466 Team meeting. 289 00:14:01,490 --> 00:14:03,740 ♪ my people been struggling, I urge them to raise up ♪ 290 00:14:03,808 --> 00:14:06,146 ♪ your day's up, sick like a flu, contagious... ♪ 291 00:14:07,324 --> 00:14:08,524 - ( Shrieks ) - Shh. 292 00:14:08,592 --> 00:14:10,459 Team meeting, 10 minutes. 293 00:14:10,527 --> 00:14:11,994 ( Panting softly ) 294 00:14:13,663 --> 00:14:15,531 ( Slurping ) 295 00:14:17,768 --> 00:14:20,736 ( Snoring ) 296 00:14:20,804 --> 00:14:22,304 Harmon. 297 00:14:23,182 --> 00:14:24,073 Wake up! 298 00:14:24,141 --> 00:14:25,741 What's on fire? 299 00:14:25,809 --> 00:14:27,743 We're having a meeting. 300 00:14:29,446 --> 00:14:31,747 I can't believe what I've seen this week. 301 00:14:31,815 --> 00:14:36,185 We lose one game and we give up on an entire season? 302 00:14:36,253 --> 00:14:38,254 I'm embarrassed. 303 00:14:38,321 --> 00:14:40,689 I am embarrassed by the way we've been playing, 304 00:14:40,757 --> 00:14:43,759 but I'm more embarrassed by the way we've been partying. 305 00:14:43,827 --> 00:14:46,762 No more excuses! 306 00:14:46,830 --> 00:14:49,598 This is the week that we put our team back on the map, 307 00:14:49,666 --> 00:14:52,935 both on campus and on the field. 308 00:14:54,104 --> 00:14:55,971 And we will start 309 00:14:56,039 --> 00:14:57,640 by throwing the biggest party 310 00:14:57,707 --> 00:14:59,842 this school has ever seen. 311 00:14:59,910 --> 00:15:01,310 But the last party sucked. 312 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,978 You let it suck! 313 00:15:03,046 --> 00:15:05,014 You abandoned your team 314 00:15:05,081 --> 00:15:07,249 to go party with the tennis team? 315 00:15:07,317 --> 00:15:09,351 The frigging tennis team, Donnie! 316 00:15:09,419 --> 00:15:11,453 How could you?! 317 00:15:11,521 --> 00:15:13,756 I don't care if you have plans. 318 00:15:13,824 --> 00:15:16,258 You will be at this party and you will party your asses off 319 00:15:16,326 --> 00:15:18,527 until the sun comes up. 320 00:15:18,595 --> 00:15:21,864 'Cause I am not wasting another week of my college life 321 00:15:21,932 --> 00:15:24,066 not enjoying myself. 322 00:15:24,134 --> 00:15:26,569 College life is too short. 323 00:15:26,636 --> 00:15:29,805 - Is that understood? - All: Yeah. 324 00:15:29,873 --> 00:15:33,709 - I said is that understood?! - All: Yeah! 325 00:15:33,777 --> 00:15:35,711 Larry, call everybody in the collective phone book 326 00:15:35,779 --> 00:15:38,314 if one person is missing, I will destroy you. 327 00:15:38,381 --> 00:15:40,216 Harmon, get the drugs. 328 00:15:40,283 --> 00:15:43,519 Donnie, get the booze. Actually, switch that. 329 00:15:43,587 --> 00:15:45,788 I don't want you using up all the product before the party starts, got me? 330 00:15:45,856 --> 00:15:48,224 Aye-aye, captain. 331 00:15:48,291 --> 00:15:51,727 If this party is not the biggest party this campus has ever seen, 332 00:15:51,795 --> 00:15:55,497 I will personally kick each and every one of your asses 333 00:15:55,565 --> 00:15:57,533 until the next millennium. 334 00:15:57,601 --> 00:16:00,202 Welcome to my world! 335 00:16:03,477 --> 00:16:06,646 Hihip-hop music playing ) - ( Cheering ) 336 00:16:06,713 --> 00:16:09,081 ( Louder cheering ) 337 00:16:09,149 --> 00:16:12,018 ♪ 'Cause I go hard ♪ 338 00:16:12,085 --> 00:16:15,121 ♪ you're thinking that you better go and get up on my level ♪ 339 00:16:15,188 --> 00:16:18,858 ♪ try and diss me 'cause I go hard... ♪ 340 00:16:18,925 --> 00:16:21,227 ( All chanting ) Whoo whoo whoo whoo whoo... 341 00:16:21,294 --> 00:16:23,562 ♪ Whoops, no mistake, no pun intended ♪ 342 00:16:23,630 --> 00:16:25,798 ♪ I'm here now, stalling while they're calling ♪ 343 00:16:25,866 --> 00:16:27,233 ♪ see, homie, I'm all in... ♪ 344 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:30,403 ( Louder cheering ) 345 00:16:30,470 --> 00:16:32,705 ♪ MVP is what they calling me ♪ 346 00:16:32,773 --> 00:16:35,408 ♪ heavyweight by nature, from the streets to the booth ♪ 347 00:16:35,475 --> 00:16:37,343 ♪ you won't find another greater ♪ 348 00:16:37,411 --> 00:16:41,047 ♪ my second and third win just as good as the first one ♪ 349 00:16:41,114 --> 00:16:43,883 ♪ about to reach my peak while the --, they be searching ♪ 350 00:16:43,950 --> 00:16:47,553 ♪ I've come to shut it down, I got 'em calling for curtains ♪ 351 00:16:47,628 --> 00:16:50,863 ♪ think I'm killing this? I'm much worser in person ♪ 352 00:16:50,924 --> 00:16:53,859 ♪ I'm sick in the streets, but my flow is much deadlier ♪ 353 00:16:53,927 --> 00:16:57,196 ♪ I'm steady killing cats, like man, go ahead and bury 'em ♪ 354 00:16:57,264 --> 00:16:59,398 - ( Silent ) - ♪ See, I came from the bottom ♪ 355 00:16:59,466 --> 00:17:01,973 ♪ climb my way to the top, I won't stop... ♪ 356 00:17:03,136 --> 00:17:06,005 Wow, you're limber. Let me get that. Yeah. 357 00:17:06,073 --> 00:17:09,075 When will this gathering be over? 358 00:17:09,142 --> 00:17:12,678 I would like the peacefulness of my house back. 359 00:17:12,746 --> 00:17:16,082 This is not your house anymore, bromigo. 360 00:17:16,149 --> 00:17:17,783 This is my house. 361 00:17:17,851 --> 00:17:21,020 And my party's over when I say it's over. 362 00:17:21,088 --> 00:17:23,389 ( Shrieks ) Whoo-oo! 363 00:17:23,457 --> 00:17:26,258 Get off me, Larry. 364 00:17:27,561 --> 00:17:28,486 ( Softly ) Larry?! 365 00:17:28,509 --> 00:17:30,496 ♪ When they speaking my name ♪ 366 00:17:30,564 --> 00:17:33,999 ♪ rings out something like the liberty bell... ♪ 367 00:17:34,067 --> 00:17:36,635 ( Muffled moans ) 368 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:42,241 - Oh, Ohh... yeahh! - No. 369 00:17:42,309 --> 00:17:44,143 Oh, yeah. 370 00:17:45,779 --> 00:17:48,380 ( Shrieking ) 371 00:17:48,448 --> 00:17:50,049 Shit! 372 00:17:50,117 --> 00:17:52,485 ( Chuckles ) 373 00:17:52,552 --> 00:17:54,220 We need to talk. 374 00:17:54,287 --> 00:17:56,255 Actually, we don't. 375 00:17:56,323 --> 00:17:58,924 I am still captain of this team 376 00:17:58,992 --> 00:18:01,160 and I deserve respect. 377 00:18:01,228 --> 00:18:02,962 You're not captain. 378 00:18:03,029 --> 00:18:05,331 I am. You're nothing. 379 00:18:05,398 --> 00:18:08,334 You're a zit on my ass, Castle. 380 00:18:08,401 --> 00:18:11,971 Now unless you're gonna fetch me a beer or show me your tits, 381 00:18:12,038 --> 00:18:14,073 - walk away now. - ( Girl laughs ) 382 00:18:14,141 --> 00:18:15,574 Whoa! 383 00:18:15,642 --> 00:18:16,976 What the--! 384 00:18:17,043 --> 00:18:19,512 - What was that? - Nothing. 385 00:18:19,579 --> 00:18:23,015 - Hmm? - I'm facing my fears. 386 00:18:24,985 --> 00:18:27,620 - ( New age music playing ) - Namaste. 387 00:18:30,757 --> 00:18:33,659 Facing your fears? Cut the bullshit. 388 00:18:33,727 --> 00:18:36,729 - Don't do this to me, Moran. - You lost football-- 389 00:18:36,797 --> 00:18:40,866 the only thing that matters to you in the whole world. 390 00:18:40,934 --> 00:18:44,537 Lost your chance at the pros, lost your school, 391 00:18:44,604 --> 00:18:46,138 but you're back now. 392 00:18:46,206 --> 00:18:50,109 Stop being a pussy and come back. 393 00:18:50,177 --> 00:18:53,445 - ( Whispers ) Come back, come back. - No. Not you, Moran. 394 00:18:53,513 --> 00:18:55,748 We need you back. 395 00:18:55,816 --> 00:18:57,550 This team needs a captain! 396 00:18:57,617 --> 00:18:59,185 - Don't do th-- - ( Rachel shrilling ) 397 00:18:59,252 --> 00:19:01,420 I just got my voice back, y'all! 398 00:19:01,488 --> 00:19:04,092 This party frigging 399 00:19:04,108 --> 00:19:06,826 rocks! 400 00:19:08,995 --> 00:19:11,831 ( Shrilling ) 401 00:19:21,374 --> 00:19:23,909 This party frigging rocks! ( Cackling ) 402 00:19:23,977 --> 00:19:25,878 Get out of my house! 403 00:19:25,946 --> 00:19:27,847 - ( Shrill ) You get out! - Get out! 404 00:19:27,914 --> 00:19:30,950 ( Both shrieking ) 405 00:19:31,017 --> 00:19:32,918 ( Laughs ) Yes, Thad, yes! 406 00:19:32,986 --> 00:19:36,922 Stop moving your stupid mouth and get out! 407 00:19:36,990 --> 00:19:40,292 And you, what have you done to my freaking team?! 408 00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,328 0-1?! Are you kidding me? 409 00:19:42,395 --> 00:19:44,964 Give me my captain's cup back now! 410 00:19:45,031 --> 00:19:46,365 Whoo-oo whoo! 411 00:19:46,433 --> 00:19:48,767 Get off me, Larry! 412 00:19:48,835 --> 00:19:51,737 ( Chuckles ) Thank God. I-I-I didn't know how long I could keep this up. 413 00:19:51,805 --> 00:19:54,006 - ( Laughs ) - Ah! 414 00:19:54,074 --> 00:19:56,876 You don't ever touch my stuff again! 415 00:19:56,943 --> 00:20:00,412 You suck it! Hot girl, go wait for me in my waterbed. 416 00:20:00,480 --> 00:20:02,748 You get out of my house, nerd! 417 00:20:02,816 --> 00:20:04,516 Everyone listen up! 418 00:20:04,584 --> 00:20:08,520 This Saturday we are going to win! 419 00:20:08,588 --> 00:20:11,423 Mark my words! From this moment on, 420 00:20:11,491 --> 00:20:14,293 we do not lose! 421 00:20:14,361 --> 00:20:17,463 All: Yeah! 422 00:20:19,704 --> 00:20:22,601 These guys are assholes, Sammy! Let's get out of here! 423 00:20:22,669 --> 00:20:25,137 Yeah. I'm gonna stay. 424 00:20:25,205 --> 00:20:28,974 It's not my time yet. 425 00:20:29,042 --> 00:20:31,510 Maybe I'll see you on the other side, kid. 426 00:20:33,346 --> 00:20:35,326 Ah. 427 00:20:39,519 --> 00:20:42,488 We really had something special, Alex. 428 00:20:42,555 --> 00:20:45,958 - It was fun while it lasted. - ( Groaning ) 429 00:20:46,026 --> 00:20:48,117 Oh, please, can we stay? 430 00:20:48,218 --> 00:20:50,640 I think the fun's just getting started. 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net